# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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