forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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