Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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