doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
