I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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