i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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