We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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