Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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