id be glad to
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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