Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
