i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
