Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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