people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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