When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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