At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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