yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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