In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i think i have herpe
just one?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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