real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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