I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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