I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
