If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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