Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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