New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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