just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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