'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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