Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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