I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do vagina's smell?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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