Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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