Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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