and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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