Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
