that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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