This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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