i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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