Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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