I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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