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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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