So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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