I'm going to rape someone's good day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
soo... how was my night?
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