I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
