went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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