You're so nebulous sometimes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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