What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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