Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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