okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have post one night stand depression
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