butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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