Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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