Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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