All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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