but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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